Love my mom

I'm in a little pub in Amalfi right now watching the Italy vs. Germany match and I just got this funny email from my mom...I think number 8 is the truest one for women...I always wondered why that was...and don't get me wrong...I love women but why does their hair fall out more than men but yet they rarely go bald...huh???

And I think number 1 and 2 are really true for men. It's so funny because I think Sara has been bored out of her mind most of this trip because brett and I have had a lot of work to do and then we like to sit around and my ex girlfriend used to always say that if I was ever in a bad mood she would just feed me and everything was better...haha.

CAT ANALYSIS:
 
1.  CATS DO WHAT THEY WANT.
2.  THEY RARELY LISTEN TO YOU.
3.  THEY'RE TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE.
4.  WHEN YOU WANT TO PLAY, THEY WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE.
5.  WHEN YOU WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE, THEY WANT TO PLAY.
6.  THEY EXPECT YOU TO CATER TO THEIR EVERY WHIM.
7.  THEY'RE MOODY.
8.  THEY LEAVE HAIR EVERYWHERE.
 
CONCLUSION:  THEY'RE TINY WOMEN IN LITTLE FUR COATS.
 
 
DOG ANALYSIS:
 
1.  DOGS SPEND ALL DAY SPRAWLED ON THE MOST COMFORTABLE PIECE OF FURNITURE IN THE HOUSE.
2.  THEY CAN HEAR A PACKAGE OF FOOD OPENING HALF A BLOCK AWAY, BUT DON'T HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE IN THE SAME ROOM.
3.  THEY CAN LOOK DUMB AND LOVABLE ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
4.  THEY GROWL WHEN THEY ARE NOT HAPPY.
5.  WHEN YOU WANT TO PLAY, THEY WANT TO PLAY.
6.  WHEN YOU WANT TO BE ALONE, THEY WANT TO PLAY.
7.  THEY LEAVE THEIR TOYS EVERYWHERE.
8.  THEY DO DISGUSTING THINGS WITH THEIR MOUTHS AND THEN TRY TO GIVE YOU A KISS.
 
CONCLUSION:  THEY ARE TINY MEN IN LITTLE FUR COATS.
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