Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Love my mom

I'm in a little pub in Amalfi right now watching the Italy vs. Germany match and I just got this funny email from my mom...I think number 8 is the truest one for women...I always wondered why that was...and don't get me wrong...I love women but why does their hair fall out more than men but yet they rarely go bald...huh???

And I think number 1 and 2 are really true for men. It's so funny because I think Sara has been bored out of her mind most of this trip because brett and I have had a lot of work to do and then we like to sit around and my ex girlfriend used to always say that if I was ever in a bad mood she would just feed me and everything was better...haha.

CAT ANALYSIS:
 
1.  CATS DO WHAT THEY WANT.
2.  THEY RARELY LISTEN TO YOU.
3.  THEY'RE TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE.
4.  WHEN YOU WANT TO PLAY, THEY WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE.
5.  WHEN YOU WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE, THEY WANT TO PLAY.
6.  THEY EXPECT YOU TO CATER TO THEIR EVERY WHIM.
7.  THEY'RE MOODY.
8.  THEY LEAVE HAIR EVERYWHERE.
 
CONCLUSION:  THEY'RE TINY WOMEN IN LITTLE FUR COATS.
 
 
DOG ANALYSIS:
 
1.  DOGS SPEND ALL DAY SPRAWLED ON THE MOST COMFORTABLE PIECE OF FURNITURE IN THE HOUSE.
2.  THEY CAN HEAR A PACKAGE OF FOOD OPENING HALF A BLOCK AWAY, BUT DON'T HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE IN THE SAME ROOM.
3.  THEY CAN LOOK DUMB AND LOVABLE ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
4.  THEY GROWL WHEN THEY ARE NOT HAPPY.
5.  WHEN YOU WANT TO PLAY, THEY WANT TO PLAY.
6.  WHEN YOU WANT TO BE ALONE, THEY WANT TO PLAY.
7.  THEY LEAVE THEIR TOYS EVERYWHERE.
8.  THEY DO DISGUSTING THINGS WITH THEIR MOUTHS AND THEN TRY TO GIVE YOU A KISS.
 
CONCLUSION:  THEY ARE TINY MEN IN LITTLE FUR COATS.
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9 comments:

Shannon Rice said...

I was hoping you were in a rowdy public place watching that game. AMAZING ending!! Wish I could be there for the celebration. I love the email from your mom. Too funny.
Cheers

Captivating Studios said...

Here's my toy poodle, Rhett, doing #3, #5, and #6 all in one picture.

Liana said...

meeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwwww!

Garrett Nudd Photography said...

cute.

jn

Jasmine said...

LOL...too cute!

Sara France Photography said...

I know a shed a lot. Sorry! ;) I am having an amazing time! I can not believe I am even here! Those things are funny! I have to agree with 4,5, and 6 as you have seen of cats and women and number two for men. DJ you just walked by me in the Amalfi square. I yelled your name but you did not hear me. I am at the Internet Point. Still no e-mail. Bummer!

OpenSourcePhoto said...

Shannon! Thanks for all the Amalfi tips...I'm not gonna do the scotters quite yet because after seeing some of the other drivers I think there is probably a 55-63% chance that I will die so I figured I'd wait until after the wedding and maybe see if we can do them on Capri... =)

Angie said...

Ha! That's cute...

I happened to be in Boston's North End yesterday just as Italia won! Wow what a celebration. My husband and I were unsuspecting freedom trail walkers... and boom we ended up in the middle of some really happy fans. :) Great day yesterday. Sounds like you are enjoying Europe!

amynave said...

Sara, did he have his head phones on??? Maybe thtat's why he didn't hear you:) LOL...

Miss ya too Sara