Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Real Ultimate Power

I got a book from somebody but I can't tell you who because that would violate some codes of conduct but every once in awhile I will share with you some secrets from it.

Easily Distracted

"People who are easily distracted are probably Ninjas. For example, if you are talking to a Ninja and people are shooting basketballs in the background, then you can forget it, because he won't hear a thing you say."

More later...shhhhhh

14 comments:

Stacy Cross said...

Things continue to get trippier and trippier every time I come here.

Liana said...

Have you gone looney DJ? It's okay...

Andrew Barlow said...

Of COURSE he's gone looney! That was like a whole 5 posts back! rofl :P

J Sandifer said...

Then why can't ninga's swim?

Darrell Duggan said...

huh? what?

Jeff Youngren said...

Pirates are better than ninjas. True story.

Paige Kearin said...

Are you secretly a Ninga? I'm lost with the rest of ya.

+shotshot :: wedding photography said...

dj. i am so glad you know about real ultimate power.

i too am a ninja. i can't help it when i flip out all the time. i also hate totally uppercutting kids just because they open windows.

real ultimate power is true, and every real ninja knows it.

Lloyd said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! oh man, Real Ultimate Power has been one of my favourite things for years!!!!

[in the spirit of Real Ultimate Power]:
The next wedding I shoot, I'm gonna flip out and roundhouse kick someone in the face! That'll pump me up so much that a ninja will appear on the horizon wailing on an electric guitar. I'll get so flipped out I'll pull out my ninja sword and chop a building in half. I'm getting so pumped up thinking about this I'm gonna try to eat a frisbee.
[end Real Ultimate Power spirit]

if you have no idea what real ultimate power is, then yup, you'll be totally confused and think we're tripping out.

Ana Gabriela said...

Then I'm definately a ninja... i get distracted with everything hahaha...

Daniel J. Watkins said...

SWISSHHHHH...nuthin' but net!! \o/

Daniel J. Watkins said...

BTW...

Never take real-estate advice from a homeless person.

Don't take fashion advice from someone with holes in their shoes.

Carry on...

|| davidjay || said...

Lloyd - I feel your spirit bro...and I'm glad to find out so many of you have the power!

Now...back to work. :)

faithsalutes said...

Real Ultimate Power is why DJ and I are friends. Don't drop your fork.